This theory was created one fine afternoon while in school. My friend Ryan and I were changing classes, I told him made up story about my cat knocking a piece of wood though my front window. The story goes like this.

    I got really bored one day and decided to make the best of a chuck of wood and some rope. So I tied the rope on the end of the wood and started to swing it around my head, in hopes to hit my self and get knocked out for the rest of the day. But instead it flew out of my hand and went  in the tree and was swinging. This was just my luck, getting the only block of wood in my house in a damn tree. So I went inside hoping to find a bat to knock me out. Several hours later I decided the throwing books at my little brother is not quite as amusing as it was when I started, so I went outside. I walked out the front door and saw my cat pawing at the very rope that was holding my block of wood up. All of a sudden the rope broke on a back swing and it came right into the window making a VOOSH sound. This is where the theory comes in. I go into school the next day and tell Ryan about it. He asks me if I was sure that it was a VOOSH sound and not a WOOSH sound. I assured him that it was a VOOSH sound, but he insisted that it was a WOOSH. So the battle continued on we made several petitions and he people and teaches sign them. But in the end it all came down to a mathematical problem.

sound=swing
            distance
sound=2.0 back lengths 
            6.0 feet
sound=3.0 back lengths/feet

This was all fine and dandy but 3.0 back lengths  was equal to VOOSH and 3.0 feet was equal to WOOSH. So we came to a simple compromise:
                                                                VOOSH=WOOSH
And so I took the very block of wood and wrote it on the front, this property.                                 

flingering {flin-ger-ing}-(v.) the art of flingering is when one takes ones middle finger off and throws it at his foe.

Flingering was a personal creation of mine. One day in math class I was pulling my middle finger and I thought. It just came to me. So I go into band and soon this little action is popular. (WARNING: ONLY FLINGER SOMEONE IF YOU CAN PART WITH YOUR FINGER.)

This theory was proven true by our gifted scientist Sherman the Lego Monkey. This theory starts way back in ancient Greece, the Quite Large but Very Small Printing Co. was working on a line of flash cards for the colors when somewhere along the line someone messed up the printing. What you know as purple is actually green and what you know as green is actually purple. The Quite Large but Very Small Printing Co. would like to apologize for the inconvenience and wishes to replace the grass with its right color and make Barney a  different color. These changes will occur when the Greek Empire is restored to power.